Gift Sets Galore!!! @ Eyesore Cinema!!!!
Give the gift that says “You’re special”!!!
An Eyesore Cinema gift certificate!!!!
Redeem your VIDEO STORE DAY COUPONS before they expire on Dec.19th!!!!
Too much awesome… the brightness burns the eyes!!!
Always read the fine print!!!
WARNING: SHOPPING AT EYESORE AND INGESTING HARD MEDIA MAY CAUSE RETINA BURNS, RAISED CONSCIOUSNESS, EXPANDED MINDS, DILUTION OF CULTURAL MYOPIA, AND/OR AN INCREASED APPETITE FOR THE REALNESS.
Speak with your mental health care practitioner before starting any diet of consistently awesome movies.
Awesome movies make awesome gifts… for you or someone you love!!!
…and what better way to take a time out from a tumultuous world than a pleasant stroll to your local video shop …breathe the fresh air, get your blood moving, stimulate your mind perusing the wares, exercise your freedom of choice picking out the perfect flicks, share in the human interaction, invigorate the local economy and return to your nest to relax and sink yourself into a great story well told.
Remember, for every couple of hours that you spend scrolling through the internet trying to find something interesting… you could have enjoyed a perfect hand picked movie from Eyesore… and gotten off your butt to boot!!!
Join in, life is good at Eyesore Cinema!!!
ON THE SHELVES AND READY TO GO!!!!
When I play music like this in the shop… I feel like I’m in an 80’s movie about the future 90’s… where the video shop is the secret base of rebels fighting to usurp their robotic corporo-nazi overlords!!!
…or maybe I just need more sleeps.
Vintage VHS stocking stuffers at Eyesore Cinema!!!